Here are just a few of the awards that I have won.

Here are just a few of the awards that I have won.

@theotherCJ

This is my personal instagram, full of "what is life?!" like moments and $9 dollar ice cream cones. Living my best life!

@Newports_Daily

I just found out, right this second, that there is a person in Brooklyn doing this same thing. He or she has 2300 followers. I am crushed, my world stamped on like a cigarette butt in Humboldt Park.

 
Everyone's gotta work, and if you don't hafta, then fuck you.

Everyone's gotta work, and if you don't hafta, then fuck you.

LinkedIn

The career sum of my parts. Not shown here, ten years bartending in New York.

Facebook

Mostly promotions of friends' projects, and the occasional event photograph.